Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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