i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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