This girl is more easily done than said...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just google imaged poop.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my being single is dangerous.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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