that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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