That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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