And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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