Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I will be naked everywhere
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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