How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
