Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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