I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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