absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
