So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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