My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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