i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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