yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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