He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
