Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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