what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
