This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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