would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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