hotel room ftw
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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