Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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