hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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