I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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