girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need a burrito and a hug.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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