Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How many fucks given?
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Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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