How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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