so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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