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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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