There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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