let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
