I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
seriously i just wanna be friends
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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