I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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