just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize