Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
