I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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