She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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