In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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