Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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