I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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