??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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