I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
