Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize