the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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