Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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