i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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