I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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