I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
do herpes really smell.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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