I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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