Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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