you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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