Whod you bang
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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