when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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